Selby Keith Wost is a proud college dropout from one of New England's most liberal universities. During his time in school, he watched in disbelief as his bobble-headed classmates gleefully partook in classes so laden with propaganda that they became even worse versions of their already insufferable selves. Courses such as Competitive Fake Suffering, Aggressive Attention Seeking, Expert Word Manipulation, Convenient Definition Changing, Specious Argumentation, and Anachronistic and Self-Serving Interpretations of Literature: How to Make Everything About Your Own Personal Victimhood All the Time, were all general requirements. Selby was eventually hospitalized after hearing the word "narrative" uttered 2,547 times in a single 50-minute period. 

 

During his long road to recovery, Selby vowed to tell the world about the horrors taking place in the education system, and the disastrous consequences sure to follow. The road has been dark and treacherous, with commie spies around every corner. But now, after years of hiding in the shadows, Selby is ready to share his stories.